"Tapas" (tapas)
02/04/2019 at 13:06 • Filed to: None
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"Tapas" (tapas)
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The next generation of Ram trucks are sure to blow your socks off. Apparently, the Tesla-esque infotainment system is just the start.
What will steal the show (and your poop) is the Luxury Tailgating Package, estimated to cost $15,000. The tailgate is rumored to hold:
1. A folding marble stair case with gilded railings for easy access to the bed.
2. The Schrodinger’s features - where panels can be folded away from the top, bottom and sides - or not. But the tailgate will still somehow contain that thing with mysterious dimensions that warrant you to spend $15,000 on a tailgate.
3. Two heated and cooled leather seats, with the center that falls away to reveal the most luxurious toilet seat on wheels that you can share with a partner. The arm rest folds out to give the occupant a host of music, butt washing/drying and cup-holdery functions.
3. When latched close, the tailgate also holds the active rear spoiler and diffuser.
4. Just for the bragging rights, the tailgate will also fold itself into an origami swan.
How will they pull that off? In what is said to be the most ambitious crossover ever, Ram has been rumored to consult Michael Bay, for his Transformer technology and Toto, the high-tech Japanese toilet giant.
We patiently await more details and photos that confirm this asinine trend. Stay tuned for more Leaking News (Rumor Mills LLC).
Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 13:25 |
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Honestly at this point in time, i’d believe it
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 13:26 |
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not the Toto I was hoping for.
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Tapas
> OPPOsaurus WRX
02/04/2019 at 13:29 |
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Lol
Why not both?
fhrblig
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 13:34 |
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No wine cellar and no humidor = no sale
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Tapas
> fhrblig
02/04/2019 at 13:38 |
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Those features will be included in the Luxury Truck bed package.
In addition, the truck bed will have a food cannon to launch tubular meat pockets (hot dogs, burritos, corn dogs, hot pockets, etc) among the people around the truck.
Ram ran out of imaginary room in their imaginary tailgate.
user314
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 13:52 |
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No photos of the actual tailgate, but I did get a snippet of the patent application:
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Tapas
> user314
02/04/2019 at 14:00 |
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Lol!
Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 14:08 |
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I wish this was a joke and not a prediction of the near future.
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Tapas
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/04/2019 at 14:11 |
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You and me both, pal.
In 2023, thieves will just take your tailgate.
Maybe with one ding in the wrong place , your steps and flaps and pass-throughs will get jammed up and you’re SOL. Everyone will need a new gate in 5 years.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> Tapas
02/04/2019 at 14:16 |
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I like the flip up feature on the fancy GMC gate, but I’m sure one garden tractor will bana na-shape it.